We the kids of the United States of Ry-guy, in order to form a more perfect sandwich, declare these to be the laws of a new country ruled by Ry-guy.
Law #1: The capital will be located in Disneyworld.
Law #2: Money, candy and Tresure shall be collected from all citizens and delivered to Ry-guy’s current home.
Law #3: All laws will be created by Ry-guy and cannot be voted by the Momster or Dad.
Law #4: No member of government officals can be over the age of 12.
Law #5: Ry-guy’s face shall be printed on all money. Bills will be blue, coins will be made of choclate and will not be ate or eaten. The money will be called Ry-collars and will be created by the department of Big Bucks. And as president, Ry-guy shall receive 100-bazillion bucks every day.
Law #6: Teachers shall not be allowed in the United States of Ry-Guy.
Law #7: From this day forward, February 7, 2007 will be a National Holiday called Ry-guys day.
Happy Belated National Ry-Guy Day!
If Ry-guy is president what does Z-dude Wannabe? And where does the line start for the pie? Berry please! This site totally rocks!
I declare the holiday be renamed C-man day. P.S. Ry-guy smells like old moldy pie. Mwahahahaha!! So does Z-dude.