Declaration of Independence

We the kids of the United States of Ry-guy, in order to form a more perfect sandwich, declare these to be the laws of a new country ruled by Ry-guy.

Law #1: The capital will be located in Disneyworld.

Law #2: Money, candy and Tresure shall be collected from all citizens and delivered to Ry-guy’s current home.

Law #3: All laws will be created by Ry-guy and cannot be voted by the Momster or Dad.

Law #4: No member of government officals can be over the age of 12.

Law #5: Ry-guy’s face shall be printed on all money. Bills will be blue, coins will be made of choclate and will not be ate or eaten. The money will be called Ry-collars and will be created by the department of Big Bucks. And as president, Ry-guy shall receive 100-bazillion bucks every day.

Law #6: Teachers shall not be allowed in the United States of Ry-Guy.

Law #7: From this day forward, February 7, 2007 will be a National Holiday called Ry-guys day.

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